um i may have picked up a new friend tonight.

welcome to my allergies.

more about me and hayley and our dinner and people in planes and sound man and jogee wanting to rip my heart out for typing and squishy spaghetti sitting on his legs.

jonathan kills it on the air guitar

fast forward to 1:25 and get ready to lose your fucking mind. Jonathan, get yourself in a band ASAP.

alright time to go out and be cooler then you, and celebrating the fact that i don't have to work tomorrow. or tuesday for that matter.

jogee! post about our new game here and that video of jonathan!

im going to the gym now. ugh gross.

Starbucks breakfast sandwich what?!

$3.50
kinda gourmet
finally jeez.
as if it took them this long to cash in on all the Bay St business men!
they even have a sausage one, and a spinach havarti one and and and.. i went to their website to steal some pics. but i got nothing.

I broke out the Sperry's today. my heels are spraying blood all kill bill like all over my cubicle. sooo awesome!

Erin and I ripped it at spinning last night and then when we entered the testosterone/steroid weight room, we spotted this turbo butt (chick with the sickest bod pretty much ever and the tightest rump i've seen uh mmm within the past couple weeks i'd say) and now we can't get it off our minds. sad part is, i don't even think it will motivate me to work it harder. maybe summer dates on the beach with more then 10 people will? regardless, im happy erin joined my gym and im happy i have a friend to make fun of other people with while i sweat and my hair gets curly and ugly.

day three of no drinking and attempting to just sit on our couch and feel the vibe that it is so obviously putting out there.

oh and a client of mine told me to get a chest xray because my bronchitis cough hasnt toured yet. that hasnt consumed my thoughts for the past 48 hours or anything. not to mention im overdue for a pap. reminder to myself: call doctor.

thats all. i have nothing to do Thursday cause Jogee is playing baseball in the sausage so text/crackbook/comment me and invite me to whatever you're doing. ok bye!

omg come over and watch movies with us. we completely redesigned our closet apartment!

oh hi new couch!

Happy Mother's Day Mom!

I know I should have done this Saturday, but I was awake until 6am, and then slept all day long and then saw ironman and hated it and played brickbreaker through the last 25 minutes.

love you mom. you are the best mom in the entire world and i hope i turn out just like you. xoxoxoxox

we drove to NOTL and made pizza on the bbq and watched survivor. (parvati has proved that being a heartless crazy bitch does get you somewhere) Joe lost $200 cause amanda bit it. not a good buzz. friggin office pool baloni/y. mmmm balonee

thats my brother, RZA, NOT jogee.

yes yum yes

greasy hair day

Sperry Topsiders

So I got my Sperry topsiders in the mail today. got em off ebay for 23 dollars. ha hipster losers! unfortunately jokes on me, cause friday when mike had blisters on his feet the size of my feet, caitlin was the greatest girlfriend on the planet and we left the sushi place for 10 mins and went to Get Outside and cait bought mike some new kicks and while i was waiting for her to pay, i noticed AN ENTIRE WALL OF SPERRY TOPSIDERS IN EVERY FUCKING COLOUR. i know i know those ones are like 50 bucks + and mine were half that but for the love of god can i be a fashion icon for 5 minutes?! sidenote: my brother bought the exact same shoes in navy when we were in NYC last year so by default and because we're related I'm going to say that I was the first. other then all of your dads who have been rocking them for 35 years. alright whatever, I'll pair them with a flower dress or something and THEN i will be original. jeez i should have stopped at i got my sperry topsiders...ANYWAYS here they are. a little small, but whatever pristine condition.

OH MY GOD WE BOUGHT A COUCH

not any of the ones from ikea but this way siiiiiiicker one from some random furniture store, and because jogee's parents were dropping a hefty 10 grand or something, they gave us ours for like a totally affordable price. jogee just got the call that its coming tonight! um amazing! too bad its not going to fit through the door and we might need to saw it in half. for reals. we got home and measured and well its going to be very very toight. I'll put pics up if we get it in.

wow, a little bit backed up, its a been a busy couple days...i would give a nice little synopsis, but jogee is waiting for us to get chinese and well to be honest i dont even remember what happened on which day. hahahahahahahaha. ha.

i do remember some things....

hayley's closet.
japanese people know how to party.
jogee always comes through and leaves to get wine, but then comes back with only 1 bottle.
hayley has a joe mcintyre shirt from canada's wonderland from when she was like 8.
girls lose it for puppies.
sushi xtra is pretty much the best sushi in the queen spadina university college richmond area.
bryan is a great guy and i thank my parents for making me go to college so i could meet him.
jungle is still alive.
i need to put a texting block on my phone as soon as i have 2 drinks or more.
karl has a computer in his back pocket.
and i need to take it easy on the beer and increase the situps, cause this flat stomach of mine entirely does not exist anymore.

ok! picture time!




























and its only saturday! well saturday night is pretty much over...

um kinda reminds me of a living room show i had in grade 11 or maybe it was grade 10

guest blog: jeffery's

So I was out with Al the girl and Jogee the guy tonight. It's Jefferies, we got up to no good. Supposed to go to OCAD but drank a Little. WE hung out with Brian (Kelso) and had sushi. Food was crap.
Promptly after dinner we hit some party. WEIRD.
Any hoodle "party" got a little un-ruley. We are at the Kids House, great hosts. Come by they will make dip.
Oh by the way Caitlin and I came over, these guys are the best to hang with late night.
Later michael
p.s. joe your hair is way cool
Al the girl is not in to letting me post>

The Framework Video

Remember, Jogee and I went and did this video? I'd link the post but i dont remember when the hell it was. It's OUT! pretty much you can't see us at all but you can atleast tell that we're in it cause of jogee's shirt. hahaahahaaa

im in this one too, in the green bikini.

Vice

(jogee) Here's a pic I just found on a friends facebook and I immediately thought of Vice's "Do's and Dont's"



Heres my schpeal:
Exibit A. - Alex? I thought when you wore sports shirts the name goes on the back, oh wait a sec, you're not supposed to wear sports shirts period. Especially at a bar. Especially at a bar when you're 45. Did he just get off his midlife crisis motor bike to come in and check out young tail cause I don't see a drink in his hand like he was there to party. Looser perv.
Exibit B. - Hipster douche bag/cracker/hot mess.

I kinda wish I was there.
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